Женщины! All they ever talk about is their feelings and shit like that. I just want to drink, party, and fuck. But no, I have to listen to their problems all day. Plus, they're always complaining about how I don't wear underwear under my skintight leggings. Well, fuck them! I don't see any of them wearing panties under their dresses. It's not fair!
By the way, did you bring any drugs? I'm really in the mood to do something crazy tonight.
